April 23, 2005

Sister Claymore of Sweet Reason

is my Unitarian Jihad name. It suits me. From Jon Carroll via Sister Pepper Spray of Quiet Reflection.

"We are Unitarian Jihad. We are everywhere. We have not been born again, nor have we sworn a blood oath. We do not think that God cares what we read, what we eat or whom we sleep with. Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity notes for the record that he does not have a moral code but is nevertheless a good person, and Unexalted Leader Garrote of Forgiveness stipulates that Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity is a good person, and this is to be reflected in the minutes.

Beware! Unless you people shut up and begin acting like grown-ups with brains enough to understand the difference between political belief and personal faith, the Unitarian Jihad will begin a series of terrorist-like actions. We will take over television studios, kidnap so-called commentators and broadcast calm, well-reasoned discussions of the issues of the day. We will not try for "balance" by hiring fruitcakes; we will try for balance by hiring non-ideologues who have carefully thought through the issues."

Go to Jon Carroll's San Francisco Chronicle piece for more.

4 Comments:

At April 24, 2005 7:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Jackhammer of Looking at All Sides of the Question. But you can call me Jack.

 
At April 27, 2005 10:43 AM, Blogger Blue said...

Brother Cluster Munition of Get the Flock out of Here.
At your service.

 
At May 05, 2005 4:19 AM, Blogger Supes said...

The Gatling Gun of Looking at All Sides of the Question.

I'm the least popular Gatlin brother.

 
At May 12, 2005 5:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am Brother Rail Gun of Patience. Try me.

 

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