An Alternative Theory of Intelligent Design
We sometimes deal with religion here at Collecting Shards, so I thought I'd bring you an alternative theory of Intelligent Design that I was previously unaware of. Bobby Henderson has written to the Kansas School Board asking that it be taught alongside their other alternatives.
Basically it proposes that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. Here is Bobby's sketch:
He provides an additional theory about how global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s and includes a demonstrative graph. It's worth a look.
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Please, PLEASE, won't someone buy me the grey T-shirt? I will transfer the equivalent in dollars into the account of your choice. I promise.
hell, yes. It's wonderful!
But really, let me know the cost and the account details...
Which one Blue? The Flying Spaghetti Monster or the Pirates vs Global Warming one? (And what size?)
So are they going to implement a training program for aspiring pirates along with teaching this theory of ID? They clearly should, as the future of the world depends on it.
Oh,the Monster absolutely....large should do it....
xoxoxo
OK, honeybunch. Can you get me three pairs of lime-green socks at Wal-mart, too? I think that would look DIVINE with my mauve suit, don't you?
Lilac. But will it clash? Ay, there's the rub.
So, Wheeze, are you taking care of this detail or ???
I'll handle the Wal-Mart if someone else handles the shipping. I live out in Uhmuhricuh, y'know. Or at least close enough to it that the WallyWorld is just five minutes away. Talia lives down in civilization and stuff, the bitch.
I'll pay extra to see Tech shop at Wal*Mart. LOL!
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